One of the things I truly enjoy about WordPress is its spam filtering systems. In previous online platforms where I’d blogged before, spam was an ever-present problem. Too often a rather serious blog was torment by invitations to meet sexy mail order brides from Russia, or an anonymous stranger selling me discount clothing or penis enhancing drugs. As such, the spam that flooded my comments meant me having to waste time deleting them from my precious blogs.
Thanks to Akismet, Out Where the Buses Don’t Run has been protected now from almost 1,000 spam messages. Not a single spam message has been populated into any of the Comments sections of any of the blogs I’ve posted here. Thank you, Akismet, for protecting me from spamalicious badness.
Still, I like to review my Spam folder from time to time. Akismet may once in a while mark someone’s comment as “spam” when it shouldn’t be; it hasn’t happened often, but it does happen every blue moon or so. But the ones Akismet does block are, to be honest, freaking hilarious.
So I thought I’d take a moment to go through some of my favorites in my queue right now and “reply” back to those comments.
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Hello, Blog! Greetings from my little corner of the Blogosphere! I’m so glad I was able to save you from yet another boring lunch break. What is it you do for work? Does your employer not provide you with a computer from which you can surf the Internet (and find my blog, for example) and waste valuable company resources? I ask because, as you are no doubt aware, 3G data plans from most cell phone providers can be pretty expensive, and you’ll exhaust your data plan limits pretty quickly just by hanging out in places like WordPress or Tumblr, where it seems your “blog” is coming from. Just looking out for you.
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Dear Precious Traum, are you serving time with Activer Far Cry 3? Did you borrow the same encyclopedia? Glad to know my tax dollars are educating the felon class…
I kid. I kid. Please don’t kill me.
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Gaza: Clinton works for truce ‘in the days ahead’
Hamas leaders in Cairo accused the Jewish state of failing to respond to proposals and said an announcement on holding fire would not come before daylight on Wednesday. Israel Radio quoted an Israeli official saying a truce was held up due to “a last-minute delay in the understandings between Hamas and Israel”.
Who is Hamas? 5 questions about the Palestinian militant group.
An initial halt to attacks may, however, not see the sides stand their forces down from battle stations immediately; Clinton, who flies to Cairo to see Egyptian President Mohamed Mursi later on Wednesday, spoke of a deal “in the days ahead”.
As she arrived in Israel after nightfall, Israel was stepping up its bombardment. Artillery shells and missiles fired from naval gunboats offshore slammed into the territory and air strikes came at a frequency of about one every 10 minutes.
Listen up, Brian: I don’t do political blogs anymore. Take this shit to Open Salon. They’ll eat this crap up easily there. Leave the politics out of my blog, pretty please.
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And, finally, when checking my stats, I like to see what kind of searches lead someone to find my blog. The search string I highlighted below left me with a massive case of “what the fuck?” Because I had no idea the great tenor harbored such hate like this…